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[16:59] Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ***** (5/5)
Date: 8/1/05 at 12:59PM
My first experience of English cinema going was great! The whole allocated seating thing is interesting - there's no point stripping down for less wind resistance on the run down to the cinema because you have a seat allocated, however, there is simply NO room in these cinemas (Odeon - fanatical about film, not so fanatical about seating space). I like to sit there and drain every last drop of goodliness out of a movie - I'm the guy sitting there at the end reading the license number from the Humane Society license as it wanders past at the very end of the credits - this proved a little difficult and I was nearly trampled by an angry mob who wanted to leave the SECOND the movie proper fnished while I sat there reading the credits. Anyway, on to the movie:
I am yet to see Johnny Depp do anything bad (no, I've never seen 21 Jump St) so I always look forward to his movies and this one was great. I have never seen the "original" Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie although I've read the book and, like all Roald Dahl books, enjoyed it immensley. Roald mostly wrote for children but his writing style (for those who don't know) is really quite dark. The beautiful thing about his writing is that he never coddled children - he wrote for them but never spoke down to them or hid the facts. If someone died, they died, if something bad happened - it happened. Sort of like what the Lemony Snicket books are like these days.
Am I rambling, well a little bit but I think it's important to to point out because this movie brought a similar level of disquiet in the screenplay - it did get a smidgey bit saccharine here and there but to be honest, so did the book.
To sum it up - this movie was brilliant. The screenplay was perfect, the sets (digital and otherwise, perfectly brought to life the quirky and slightly impossible world that Roald created and the acting was superb from everyone. The music for the Oompa Loompa songs was very nicely done and if you can catch all the lyrics, quite cleverly put together. I literally had an ear-to-ear grin when those songs were playing but the Verucca Salt one was my favourite.
I have never before had the urge to clap for a movie but as the credits rolled on this one I finally understood why people might feel the need to do so (although I will never understand why ANYONE clapped The Phantom Menace - they did, I was there).
[16:49] Stopping USB Devices in Windows
Date: 7/29/05 at 12:49PM
I store my To Do list and various other sundries on my USB key and invariably when I try to remove it in the evenings I get the annoying "The device 'Generic Volume' cannot be stopped right now. Try stopping the device again later." message. Why they don't include a list of PIDs or process names or SOMETHING in that message to indicate what you could do to expedite the arrival of 'later' is beyond me.
The best way to find the locking processes that I've worked out so far is to grab Process Explorer from the Sysinternals Freeware site and, using the Find Handle (Ctrl+F) functionality search for Harddisk. Windows mounts USB drives as \Device\Harddiskx where x is a number between 0 and however many drives you've got in your machine (minus 1 if you want to be pedantic :). I currently have two drives in my machine, \Disk\Hardisk0 which is the internal drive and \Device\Hardisk1 which is the USB drive. You can determine your drive numbers by opening the Computer Management management console - located under Control Panel > Administrative tools - and clicking on the Storage\Disk Management option.
After doing the search you will be given a table of process names, pids and handles that should lead you to the locking process pretty quickly. The one I just did returned this:

As you can see explorer.exe and pdksh.exe are using Hardisk1 at the moment.
[09:43] The Water Method Man - Rating *** (3/5)
Date: 7/25/05 at 5:43PM
This one was sitting on the shelf of my flat when I moved in and that was all the motivation I had to pick it up. I actually started reading it last weekend but then I got Harry Potter and read that instead so this weekend I finished it off (it's great not having TV or internet access :)
A bloke by the name of John Irving wrote this, he is also the man behind the book The World According to Garp which I have not read but I've seen the cover for a movie based on it - that is possibly useless information.
Anyway, I really enjoyed The Water Method Man - it could be the whole vouyeristc nature of the book or it could be that I really wanted to know what happened to the Fred "Bogus" Trumper, the poor bastard who is the stories anti-hero. The boko traipses gaily through his life for a few years from the start of his thesis to "now", revolving around urinary tract problems, his relationship problems with family and his eclectic collection of friends, the pitfalls or Old Low Norse and manages to hide some rather insightful little gems in amongst the humour and pathos.
There was nothing ground-breaking here, no epic stories set against dramatic backdrops - just the story of a man whose faults many will find familiar I suspect. I'll be keeping an eye out for more books by Mr Irving.
[16:46] Bombings MkII
Date: 7/21/05 at 12:46PM
We've all just been told that there have been another three incidents - I can't find anything online yet....
UPDATES:
[09:18] Shona
Date: 7/20/05 at 5:18PM
Shona arrived at Heathrow today (along with 14 boxes of random stuff). Heathrow is a looooooong way out on the Tube, I'm a cheapskate and not willing to pay the £20 for the express train so I just whiled away the one hour and 30 minute (3 Tube changes - normally only one but the bombings have messed with the Picadilly line) listening to techy podcasts.
I'm glad she's here- it's nice to have someone to go home to :)
[03:02] Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Date: 7/19/05 at 11:02AM
If there was ever a book that needs "To Be Continued" written in big letters on the back, this would be it. I'm not complaining, I enjoyed the book, but there wasn't a lot of substance to the 600-odd pages. I wouldn't go so far as to call it filler but not a lot really happened. I liked the way the characters evolved and for the most part that is what this book concentrates on, setting everyone up to play their parts in book seven. The book is moving out of the young childrens genre and into early teen territory with some of the concepts being dealt with but I don't think anyone'll miss out on anything - the non-applicable parts will be ignored by those who don't care about kissing! I'd like to know what happens next but I guess I'm going to have to wait - apparently the next one is out in 2007, let's see how long I can hold my breath for...
[02:15] Bourbon
Date: 7/19/05 at 10:15AM
I've been meaning to post this for weeks now but I keep forgetting and while I'm waiting for a maxed out CPU machine to try and reboot I thought I'd post it:
I've discovered the BEST bourbon in the world. It's called Bulleit Bourbon "Fronteir Whiskey". It comes in a pretty distinctive bottle that is mostly shaped glass with the name in raised letters (like the Carlton Cold beer bottle I think) but it has a bright orange crinkle cut label pasted around the bottom fifth. It is the smoothest bourbon I've ever tasted; you could drink it straight from the bottle (were you so inclined). It is apparently available in the UK and Australia as well as its homeland (the US). The website is mostly a useless bunch of flash crap but you can at least see what the bottle looks like.
[07:29] The Fragility Of Objects
Date: 7/18/05 at 3:29PM
I've always had a bit of a reputation for things "just breaking off in my hands" and this skill ,or whatever you want to call it, is still alive and well. In my time here so far I have managed to:
[05:11] Just Stuff
Date: 7/15/05 at 1:11PM
My week isn't getting any better, I swear if I have to mess with just one more Excel spreadsheet I am going to write a Macro that runs every five minutes and secretly adds 1 to random numerical fields, maybe change the odd text value to #REF or something too.
I'm just writing this because I've had enough Excel and I've got a couple of things I've been meaning to post but been too busy:
Item 1 - The Two Minutes Silence
Yesterdays thinking time was quite eerie. I filed out with everyone else and stood around the still cordoned off Liverpool Street entrance. The silence was amazing. Standing next to one of the bigger Tube/Train stations in the city on the intersection of 5 roads and NOTHING was moving. It was like in the movies when aliens come and kidnap everyone, you could hear crows cawing and sod all else.
Item 2 - Conspiracy Theories
I'm partial to the odd conspiracy theory, they seem to come true a lot of the time (see Operation Northwoods). I haven't commented on the political side of the whole London Bombing thing because I don't think I've anything authorative to say. I will however bring one thing to your attention. On the day the bombs went off there was an exercise underway by a non-government company in association with the London Underground (?) and others that tested the capabilites of those involved to respond to an emergency situation. The simulated situation was....wait for it.....three bombs going off in the EXACT same stations that the bombs did go off in. I've heard this reported ONCE on the day of the bombings and it disappeared after that so I hereby point you here and here. I would like to point out that I don't condone the bombings but I am rather confused as to why they happened and find the scale of the exercise somewhat odd. The official explanation doesn't really make sense to me. I don't suggest that you put any more faith in the alternate (aka conspiracy theory) news sources than you would in government produced news. I suggest that you apply the same source checking and cross-verification for both; just 'cause you saw it on TV doesn't mean it actually happened that way. For more news you never saw check out rense.com.
Item 3 - Reunification
Shona is winging her way to merry England as I type. She's visiting her bro in Thailand first and gets here on Wednesday. Yay!
Item 4 - Bathing
I don't like it.
No, but seriously, it appears that bathing (as opposed to showering) is the norm over here. I find it a little odd as bathing uses a LOT more water than a shower (well, obviously not if you spend all day in the shower) and are generally more of a pain in the heinie 'cause you have to run them and then sit in a pool of your own stinking filth and sweat for a while, nice! I rather foolishly rented a flat with a hand-held shower thingy because I was already familiar with that being the done thing - I neglected to take note of the fact that there was no shower curtain present. I'm currently in negotiations with the landlord about this.
[06:51] Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghh
Date: 7/13/05 at 2:51PM
I stayed up to late last night (watching The Scene) and now I'm tired and grumpy and not dealing with work very well at all. My girlfriend sent me a picture that accurately represents exactly how I feel today.

[05:05] Die Mouse Button Die!
Date: 7/12/05 at 1:05PM
I've been very interested in UI design since I first started building software and I've always been interested in ways to make things more intuituve and easier to use - designing the technology around the human rather than twisting humans around knobbly UIs. I stumbled across the dontclick.it site today which looks really really interesting - basically it's a site navigable without pressing the mouse button at all. I don't know about the RSI implications of this, I use a trackball (Logitechs Trackman) and consequently don't have to wave my arms around like a windmill, maybe my thumb will drop off instead.
[01:34] Online News and Information Sites
Date: 7/12/05 at 9:34AM
I've been trying to stay on top of breaking news for the past few days (why are those helicopters hovering over my house) and I've found a few new sites to add to my old list:
[16:26] House Of The Dead - Rating (0/5)
Date: 7/11/05 at 12:26PM
House Of The Dead is (theoretically) based on the game of the same name - I've played it, I enjoyed it and when we saw it on the shelves we thought, why not. Now I have a list of very good reasons why not:
[16:26]
House Of The Dead - Rating (0/5)
Date: 7/11/05 at 12:26PM
House Of The Dead is (theoretically) based on the game of the same name - I've played it, I enjoyed it and when we saw it on the shelves we thought, why not. Now I have a list of very good reasons why not:
[07:47] The Jacket - Rating **** (4/5)
Date: 7/10/05 at 3:47PM
A title bereft of big names - I think. I don't usually remember actors and as far as I'm concerned, if you recognise them, they aren't doing their job :)
Based on an idea from a book published in 1915 by Jack London called The Jacket/The Star Rover comes a rather interesting movie. A little bit thriller, a little bit sci-fi, a litte bit drama, a little bit like Memento. The film opens in Iraq, 1991, and follows an American soldier by the name of Jack. That's all I'm going to say (expect that this is NOT a war film). I hate knowing what movies/books are about and just try to watch everything that comes along.
What I will say is that I really enjoyed this movie and highly recommend it to one and all. If you do watch it, sit back and have a think afterwards. What REALLY happened at the end.....talk about it to whomever you watch it with, you might be surprised at what other people think. I was.
[03:56] Without Tea
Date: 7/8/05 at 11:56AM
I usually have two or three cups of tea a day in my VI Mug. So far over here I am missing a) my mug (I left it at home goddamit and b) a decent cup of tea. You'd think that you'd be able to get one in England wouldn't you.
I usually drink Twinings - the Yunnan, Earl Grey, Afternoon and English Breakfast varieties. So far the only one of these I've been able to track down is English Breakfast. I've looked in Saisburys, Marks & Spencer, Tesco, CostCutter and any number of local corner shops. They just aren't to be found.
I did the trendite thing and went to Starbucks this afternoon because I'm trying to code and I REALLY need a cup of tea. They gave me a filthy cup of muck made by a company called Tazo. I'm not going to link to their site because it's covered in flash bollocks and I have no desire to help propogate their disgustingly vile teas any further - granted they seem to be corporate buddies with Starbucks but every litle bit :)
Anyhoo - I just found out that Twinings do mail order over here! I'm so into that! There is a catalouge and when you're ready, an Order Form. You don't really need the catalogue as everything is listed on the order form anyway.
[00:18] Here We Go Again
Date: 7/8/05 at 8:18AM
We've just been notified that we're going to be evacuated due to a "suspect package" outside a restaurant next to the station.
I think it's going to be a rather jumpy few days around here.
UPDATE: Police have all gone away again and we're allowed to stay. False alarm. Some bloke walked in downstairs about 10 minutes ago and said "Shit, I think I left my bag in Benjys". I think the police blew it up.
[00:00] NIN - Tales From The Mosh
Date: 7/8/05 at 8:00AM
Due to the munificence of a friend of a friend I got free tickets to the Nine Inch Nails gig on Tuesday night. I nearly didn't make it due to some work malarkey but in the end I did! It was in the Brixton Academy and the design of that place is very well thought out. It has a gently sloping floor, sloping down to the stage, so that you can ALWAYS see the stage no matter what your location.
I promptly lost everyone I was there with in the crowd and proceeded to have a good time anyway. I was somewhat foolishly atttired in a shirt as well as a t-shirt and this led to some trouble in the mosh.
It was a good gig and NIN didn't do the thing I REALLY hate that every band seems to do these days - an encore. If you want to play, play, if you want to stop, stop. Quit it with the ego pumping you bastards. There was a good mix of new and old stuff and the crowd was quite genteel for a rock gig.
Moshing is an interesting sport. It only occured to me on Tuesday night that it is a game combining elements of billiards/pool/snook er and breakout. You have to judge precise impact points and pressure required to break through to the next line. I got through to the second row but the front row were clinging to the barrier like limpets so I had to be content with getting an arm to the barrier (to anchor myself) and bouncing around there. At this point tradgedy struck. My sweat-soaked shirt started to creep down my non-fence holding arm and, as anyone who's been in a moshy situation before will know, you can't really move in an individual fashion. I was slowly being handcuffed and there was nothing I cuold do about it. Then, one of my earplugs started to depart and obviously I couldn't do anything about it being handcuffed and all. It left about an hour and a bit in I finally decided enough was enough and followed it. I couldn't really protect my head anymore and I was suffering the usual oxygen starvation coupled with a lack of anything substantial to eat since breakfast and my not so energy enhancing dinner of bourbon and ice. For the first time ever I bailed on the mosh and went out over the barrier!
This was interesting for me, another sign of the inevitable ageing process? Depressnig thoughts to think but I went and hung out with some other evacuees and had a good chat with them until one of my favourite songs came on and, and this is the surprising bit for me, managed to get back to the EXACT same spot I'd been in before the song even finished. I stayed there until the end of the concert.
[23:30] Back To Work
Date: 7/8/05 at 7:30AM
I got to work today in record time - I have to say that I'm well impressed with the Transport For London efforts to get everything working again.
I have a registered Oyster so I received an e-mail about 1630 yesterday saying "Sorry the Tubes are out but we expect to resume a slightly limited service tomorrow morning. Please check the Journey Planner tomorrow to find the best route to get to your destination.". So, I did that this morning and my normal route popped up, Northern Line to Bank, change to Central for Liverpool St! I went down and there are definitely less people on the Tube this morning, I got a seat all the way in :) I would conjecture that there was about 25-30% of normal traffic out this morning.
Well done everyone involved!
[00:46] The Tube - Liverpool St Explosion(?) And More!!!
Date: 7/7/05 at 8:46AM
Well, had my first Tube related problem this morning. The Northern Line was closed from my station so I detoured via the Victoria Line and onto the Central Line from there...unfortunatel y Liverpool Street Station was closed (bomb scare), as was the prior stop, Bank (Power Failure) so I had to get off and walk from St Pauls. This was interesting as you don't get ANY idea of what shape London is whilst wizzing around underground. Turns out that where I got off (two stops from where I was going remember) is only an 8 minute walk away. This is interesting as the rule of thumb here is each stop is approximately 3 minutes from the next. This doesn't include maneuvering time getting out of the rabbit warren that is the Tube.
I think I could probably walk to work and not use the bastard Tube at all!
UPDATE: It seems that Liverpool Street wasn't so much of a scare as an actual explosion. I don't know if it's malicious or not - I suspect not as the Tube announcement when I was down there was initially "closed because of Power Failure". When I wandered in this morning both ends of my street were blockaded by Police but they weren't evacuating buildings (I am in the building next-door to Liverpool St). Someone just in said they are now evacuating the street and the sirens have now been added to by a helicopter! More news as it comes to hand.
UPDATE II: Well, we've just been told to evacuate the building so...I'm out of here! As one of my colleagues has just mentioned - what's the point of evacuating us onto the street where we can be blown up more easily :)
UPDATE III: I'm home - not sure how comforting that is due to my proximity to Stockwell Station - I had to talk my way through some police tape to get home! Looks like living in London is going to be a bit of a bugger for a while. There's no way the Tube is going to be going tomorrow and unlikely to be moving within a month I'd say, depending on the damage from the explosions. Looks like my earlier comments about walking may be put to the test :)
UPDATE IV: Wikipedia is being put to use to cover this in what I think is an excellent way, check it out here. I had never heard of Wikinews up to now.
[10:02] Musings
Date: 7/2/05 at 6:02PM
I'm getting REALLY sick of not having my webserver at home. Back in the good old days I used to drop "stuff" onto my site so that I could access it from work or wherever else, now I'm working out of a 10Mb restricted account that does HTTP only. I've lost my reference library (although most of it fits onto a CD I carry anyway) and my SSH tunnels. I also no longer have the ability to host whatever odd applications I wanted to run (ie the whole Sunbird remote calendar thing).
I hope to resolve this shortly as I am days away from signing a rental agreement (yay). Once I've got that sorted I can get a phone line, then an ADSL account and then a computer. THEN I can get a computer and get things happening again. I''m actually wondering if I should just bite the bullet and pay for hosting somewhere. There was an interesting looking company called Bytemark who had a table at LUGRadio Live. They host you on a VM and give you pretty much free reign over your machine. You get a choice of Debian, Gentoo (sweet!) and RedHat. The base package (£15 a month) gives you a static IP, 64Mb of RAM, 15GB of disk and 1Gb of backup space. They also offer time on a compile farm (handy for Gentoo) for getting through nasty compiles on the little machines.
On a non-tech note, whilst living on my friends lounge room floor I have become decidedly non-physical, I guess the proximity of a GTA-enabled XBox and the lack of any real space to swing arms and legs has led to me vegifying. So, I've decided to go and check out Krav Maga. It looks interesting and should keep me pretty fit. I've wanted to try this for a long time. I read about it in a book whilst browsing in Berkelouws about 8 years ago (Aussies are highly commended to make the trip and check it out - if you love second hand bookshops you'll go crazy for this place).
[09:28] A Joke
Date: 7/2/05 at 5:28PM
I'm in at work waiting for a script to run and I've been flipping through a calendar I found with daily jokes, I couldn't let this one go:
Two parrots are sitting on a perch, one turns to the the other and says "Can you smell fish?"
HAHAHAHAHA
OK, sorry.