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Fri, 04 Nov 2005

[11:23] If god were a condiment....
I'm "Home Alone" this evening - at least for now - and having to prepare my own dinner. Since I really couldn't be assed to do much I have created a very quick and very special recipe that all you bachelor boys can write down and use. It is based upon leftovers which are MAGICALLY transformed merly by adding the liquidy love that is WASABI.

Ingredients
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1 x Carrot
1 x Sausage (cooked/cold)
1/4 Onion (cooked/cold)
Wasabi - The God Of Condiments

Recipe
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  1. Take the carrot and cut it into .5mm (18fl oz if you don't do metric) discs. If you couldn't be bothered cutting discs just bite the appropriate sized chunks off - that's what I did.
  2. Take the sausage and slice (or bite) it into thicker discs - about 1.3cm (approx .00483 acres)
  3. Smear some Wasabi (NB: God, objectified) on the carrot and then arrange some cold, slimy onion on top of it.
  4. Smear some Wasabi (aka The Gooey Green Goodliness of the Gods) on the bottom of the sausage disc (it is left as an exercise for the reader to decide which side is the bottom - there IS a wrong answer).
  5. Sandwich the onion 'twixt carrot and sausage.
  6. Eat the delectable delight and bask in the glory that is the Breadless Carroty, Ongniony, Sausagey Wasabi Sandwich. YUM!

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