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Tue, 20 Dec 2005

[10:42] and now I'm a drug addict...
Well, that's what I think anyway. I normally drink about two or three litres of water a day. This has the obvious consequence that I go to the toilet a fair few times a day. There is an automatic "Air Purification System" in there and, over the last couple of weeks I've noticed that my "relief breaks" seem to coincide perfectly with the automatic *pssshht* of the little machine on the wall. Two options spring to mind:

  1. My body has come to crave either the propellant or (god forbid) the "fragrance" and is driving my body to the only source it knows of
  2. I smell SO bad that the automagic machine can tell when I'm in the room and is trying to freshen me
I'm going to try and break the cycle by plugging my nostrils with a spare set of earplugs when visiting the Den of Depravity toilet here at work and see if that weens me off it.

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